Medical Terminology for the Layman
| Artery | The study of fine paintings |
| Barium | What you do when CPR fails |
| Cesarean Section | A district in Rome |
| Colic | A sheep dog |
| Coma | A punctuation mark |
| Congenital | Friendly |
| Fester | Quicker |
| G.I. Series | Baseball games between soldier teams |
| Grippe | A suitcase |
| Hangnail | A coat hook |
| Medical Staff | A doctor’s cane |
| Minor Operation | Coal digging |
| Morbid | A higher offer |
| Nitrate | Lower than the day rate |
| Node | Was aware of |
| Organic | Musical |
| Outpatient | A person who has fainted |
| Post-operative | A letter carrier |
| Secretion | Hiding anything |
| Serology | Study of English Knighthood |
| Tabler | A small table |
| Tumor | An extra pair |
| Urine | Opposite of you’re out |
| Varicose Veins | Veins that are very close together |
