Roadkill Café
Serving the Finest of Illinois Roadside Delicacies
Entrees
Eating food is more fun…When you know it was hit on the run!
| Center Line Bovine (straight from the hood) | $4.95 |
| The Chicken (that didn't cross the road) | $3.95 |
| Flat Cat (served as a single or in a stack) | $2.95 |
Late Night Delight
Served Fresh Each Night After 12:00pm!
| Rack of Raccoon | $3.95 |
| Smear of Deer | $4.95 |
| Awesome Possum | $1.95 |
| Cheap Sheep | $0.43 |
Canine Cuisine
“You’ll eat like a hog when you taste our dog!”
| Pit Bull Pot Pie | $1.95 |
| Shar-Pei Fillet | $5.95 |
| Poodles 'n Noodles | $5.95 |
| Snippet of Whippet | $4.50 |
| Collie Hit by a Trolley | $3.95 |
| German Shepherd Pie | $3.95 |
| Round of Hound | $4.25 |
| Cocker Cutlets | $3.95 |
| Slab of Lab | $2.95 |
A Taste of the Wild Side
(Still in the hide)
| Chunk of Skunk | $1.95 |
| Smidgen of Pidgeon | $1.95 |
| Road Toad ala mode | $1.65 |
| Rigor Mortis Tortoise | $6.75 |
| Narrow Sparrow | $0.55 |
| Shake 'n Bake Snake | $2.25 |
| Whippoorwill on the Grill | $3.30 |
| Swirl of Squirrel | $1.55 |
Outdoor Dining at It’s Finest!
Have supper served at our famous roadside tables…An engrossing view!
| Gopher Loaf | $2.95 |
| Lizard's 'n Gizzards | $2.50 |
| Armadillo Surprise | $6.50 |
| Rammed Lamb | $3.95 |
| Bagels 'n Fox | $4.95 |
| U-Name-It Kebob | $5.00 |
| Bugs on da Glass | $0.50 |
| Croaker Yogurt | $1.00 |
| Cream of Frog | $3.75 |
| Crescent of Pheasant | $4.50 |
| Tired Turtle | $5.50 |
| Terrier Teriaki | $5.95 |
| Spare Bear Ribs | $5.50 |
A Daily Treat!
Guess That Mess…It can’t be beat!
If you can guess what it is…You eat it for free!
